Get ready to wrap yourself in pure coziness with our Unisex Hoodie - Emotionally Unavailable. Emotions are a powerful reflection of your strength and being emotionally unavailable is seen as a sexy display of emotional intelligence.

BECAUSE FEELINGS ARE OVERRATED! ✨

Hey there, commitment dodger! This isn't just any hoodie – it's your official "Don't Catch Feelings, Catch This Block" uniform! Available in five "sorry, not sorry" shades:
• Bold Black: giving "dark like my soul" energy
• Navy: serving "deeper than your DMs" realness
• Olive: radiating "camouflaged from commitment" vibes
• Crisp White: for that "pure avoidance" aesthetic
• Fierce Red: because your red flags should match your outfit

✨ WHY THIS HOODIE IS YOUR NEXT DEFENCE MECHANISM:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your rejection technique
• Design bolder than your excuse to cancel plans
• Fits like the emotional walls you've built
• Made-to-order because avoidance is an art form
• Perfect for keeping everyone at arm's length

👕 THE UNAVAILABLE DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than catching feelings
• Print that lasts longer than your last situationship
• Inclusive sizing XS-3XL because boundaries come in all sizes
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than your ex
• Proudly made in Australia with extra distance

🚫 HOW TO WERK YOUR UNAVAILABILITY:
• Rock it to first dates as a disclaimer
• Perfect for responding to "wyd" texts
• Ideal for keeping your therapist employed
• Style it with that "don't even try it" energy

🖤 MORE THAN JUST A STATEMENT:
This isn't just a hoodie – it's your way of saying "My emotional capacity is currently on DND!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business (we love a conscious avoider)!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR DEFENSIVE WARDROBE:
• It's basically a walking boundary
• Perfect for those "feeling extra unavailable" days
• Makes your intentions clearer than your trust issues
• Because vulnerability is so last season
• Looks better on you than commitment ever could

🚨 WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE:
• May cause excessive boundary setting
• Could result in spontaneous plan cancellations
• Might make potential partners read the room
• Will definitely reduce "u up?" texts
• Side effects include:
- Uncontrollable urge to ghost
- Being everyone's "one that got away"
- Getting more respect for your honesty
- Making people actually read your bio
- Being too real for the dating pool

Ready to embrace your unavailability? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than you can say "New phone, who dis?" Because subtle is cute, but boundaries are better!

P.S. This hoodie pairs perfectly with:
• Your "read at 2am" energy
• That "sorry I'm late I didn't want to come" vibe
• Your collection of excuses
• Being everyone's "what if" story
• The ability to make people respect boundaries
• Your "feelings? In this economy?" attitude 😌

Note: We're not responsible for any reduced drama, increased personal space, or sudden decreases in emotional labor that may occur while wearing this hoodie. Proceed with distance and a fully charged phone for leaving people on read!

Let me create a sassy, relatable description for our 'Emotionally Unavailable' hoodie collection that's perfect for those who keep their feelings on airplane mode! 🚫❤️

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🖤 'EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE' HOODIE - BECAUSE FEELINGS ARE OVERRATED! ✨

Hey there, commitment dodger! This isn't just any hoodie – it's your official "Don't Catch Feelings, Catch This Block" uniform! Available in five "sorry, not sorry" shades:
• Bold Black: giving "dark like my soul" energy
• Navy: serving "deeper than your DMs" realness
• Olive: radiating "camouflaged from commitment" vibes
• Crisp White: for that "pure avoidance" aesthetic
• Fierce Red: because your red flags should match your outfit

✨ WHY THIS HOODIE IS YOUR NEXT DEFENSE MECHANISM:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your rejection technique
• Design bolder than your excuse to cancel plans
• Fits like the emotional walls you've built
• Made-to-order because avoidance is an art form
• Perfect for keeping everyone at arm's length

👕 THE UNAVAILABLE DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than catching feelings
• Print that lasts longer than your last situationship
• Inclusive sizing XS-5XL because boundaries come in all sizes
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than your ex
• Proudly made in Australia with extra distance