Biconic Tank

Stay cool and unbeatable in our Biconic Tank! 

BECAUSE ICONS SWING BOTH WAYS ✨

Hey there, you absolute show-stopper! This isn't just any Tank – it's your ticket to serving bi excellence with a side of shoulder action! Available in crisp white or navy because like your dating history, variety is the spice of life! 

✨ WHY THIS TANK IS YOUR NEXT THIRST TRAP:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your rejection technique
• Choose your power move:
   - Crisp White: giving "holy bi-ceps" energy
   - Navy: serving "nautically naughty" realness
• Design that's more iconic than your dating roster
• Fits like that perfect summer fling (any gender will do)
• Made-to-order because basic isn't in your vocabulary

💪 THE BI-MAZING DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that's more breathable than your sexuality
• Print that stays longer than your Tinder matches
• Easy-care fabric that's more flexible than your preferences
• Proudly made in Australia with extra thirst-trap energy

🔥 HOW TO WERK THIS WEAPON:
• Rock those arms that make everyone bi-curious
• Perfect for gym sessions, beach days, or making everyone sweat
• Ideal for days when you're feeling extra spicy (arm day, anyone?)
• Style it with that "I'm not showing off, I just look this good" energy

🌈 MORE THAN JUST A TANK:
This isn't just workout gear – it's your way of saying "I'm not just fit, I'm bi-fit!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business (we love a conscious icon)!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR ROTATION:
• It's basically a license to show off those bi-ceps
• Perfect for those "feeling extra iconic" days
• Makes a statement louder than your gym playlist
• Because modesty is overrated
• Looks better on you than heteronormative expectations

⚠️ WARNING: EXTREME HOTNESS AHEAD:
• May cause excessive staring from all genders
• Could result in spontaneous DM slides
• Might make people forget their sexuality
• Will definitely make you the main character
• Side effects include:
   - Uncontrollable confidence
   - Random flexing in reflective surfaces
   - Being too hot for just one gender to handle
   - Excessive compliments from the entire gym
   - Becoming everyone's sexual awakening

Ready to embrace your biconic status? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than your admirers can say "Which way do you swing?" Because being biconic isn't just a look – it's a lifestyle! 

P.S. pairs perfectly with:
• Your best thirst trap lighting
• That post-workout pump
• Your collection of gym selfies
• Being everyone's type regardless of gender
• The ability to make anyone question their sexuality
• Your "I woke up biconic" energy 💪

Note: Not responsible for any sexual awakenings caused while wearing this Tank. Proceed with confidence!