Bi Guy

DOUBLE THE FUN, TWICE THE CHARM 

Hey handsome! This isn't just any tee – it's your official "equal opportunity heartbreaker" uniform! Available in black or white because like your dating pool, your options are deliciously diverse! 

✨ WHY THIS TEE IS YOUR NEW WINGMAN:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your approach to sliding into DMs
• Choose your power play:
   - Sleek Black: giving "mysterious bi energy" vibes
   - Sharp White: serving "out, proud and devastating" realness
• Design bolder than your dating history
• Fits like that perfect match (regardless of their gender)
• Made-to-order because you're not about that basic life

👕 THE BI-GUY BREAKDOWN:
• Premium cotton that feels better than your ex's regrets
• Print that lasts longer than those "straight curious" conversations
• Inclusive sizing XS-5XL because bi guys come in all packages
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than dating apps
• Proudly made in Australia with extra bi-guy swagger

💪 HOW TO WERK IT:
• Rock it solo for that "everyone's type" energy
• Perfect for making heads turn (all genders included)
• Ideal for pride events, dates, or just being everyone's crush
• Style it your way because labels are for clothes, not sexuality

🌈 MORE THAN JUST A TEE:
This isn't just another piece of clothing – it's your way of saying "Yes, I'm bi. Yes, I'm a guy. No, it's not a phase!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business (we love a conscious king)!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR ARSENAL:
• It's basically bi visibility with biceps
• Perfect reply to "but you don't look bi"
• Makes a statement clearer than your Grindr bio
• Because being a bi guy is a superpower
• Looks better on you than society's expectations

🔥 WARNING: SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:
• Excessive attractiveness to all genders
• Spontaneous finger guns at cute people
• Uncontrollable urge to cuff your jeans
• Making everyone question their preferences
• Random acts of finger-gunning
• Inability to make decisions (except choosing this tee)

Ready to show the world that bi guys do it better? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than your matches can say "Wait, you're bi?" Because being a bi guy isn't just an identity – it's a whole vibe! 

P.S. This tee pairs perfectly with:
• Your charming smile that works on everyone
• That "yes, we exist" energy
• The power to disappoint multiple genders
• Being everyone's "not what I expected" bi guy