Bi Bitch Tee

Get ready to celebrate Bisexual Visibility Day in style with our Bi Bitch Tee! 

TWICE THE SASS, DOUBLE THE TROUBLE 

This isn't just any tee – it's your official "I swing both ways but neither towards you" uniform! Available in black or white because like your sexuality, your style knows no bounds, isn't that right bi-con.

✨ WHY THIS TEE IS YOUR NEXT BI OBSESSION:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your rejection of binary labels
• Choose your power move:
   - Fierce Black: giving "bi and badder than your ex(es)"
   - Bold White: serving "too hot for just one gender" realness
• Design sassier than your response to "it's just a phase"
• Fits like that perfect threesome you've been dreaming about
• Made-to-order because mass production is for basic bitches

👕 THE BI-TCHY DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that's more reliable than your dating apps
• Print that stays longer than your last three relationships combined
• Inclusive sizing XS-5XL because being a bi-bitch comes in all sizes
• Easy-care fabric that's more flexible than your Tinder preferences
• Proudly made in Australia with extra bi-sexual tension

💁‍♀️ HOW TO WERK YOUR BI-TCHCRAFT:
• Rock it to assert dominance over biphobes
• Perfect for making everyone's girlfriend AND boyfriend stare
• Ideal for days when you're feeling extra spicy (so, every day)
• Style it with that "I'm not greedy, I'm talented" energy

🌈 MORE THAN JUST A STATEMENT:
This isn't just another tee – it's your way of saying "Yes, I'm bi. No, you're not my type" in fabric form! Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business (we love a conscious bi-tch)!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR BI WARDROBE:
• It's basically a warning label for hot people
• Perfect for those "feeling extra bi-tchy" days
• Makes a statement louder than your mom's denial
• Because subtlety is so last season
• Looks better on you than heteronormative expectations

🔥 WARNING: SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:
• Excessive confidence
• Uncontrollable hair flips in multiple directions
• Attraction from all genders (handle with care)
• Sudden urge to sit incorrectly in ALL chairs
• Making everyone question their sexuality
• Spontaneous finger guns at inappropriate moments
• Being too powerful for this realm

P.S. Pairs perfectly with:
• Your resting bi-tch face
• That smirk when someone asks "but which do you prefer?"
• Your collection of unanswered DMs
• The ability to disappoint multiple genders
• Being everyone's type but still too picky
• That "I woke up bi-tchy" energy 💅

Not to be missed - Resting Bitch Face Tee