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Bear Hunk Black Hoodie

Bear Hunk Black Hoodie

Express your hunky side in our cosy black hoodie. "Unleash your inner bear and stay warm on chilly days with our Bear Hunk Black Hoodie. The perfect way to show off your rugged side and stay snug at the same time!

Hey there, you absolute snack! This isn't just any black hoodie – it's the ultimate bear necessity that's serving pure "thicc daddy" energy! Perfect for cubs, bears, and anyone who knows that more to love means more to werk! 

✨ WHY YOU'LL BE GROWLING FOR THIS:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your teddy bear collection
• Sleek black that's giving "daddy after dark" realness
• Bold 'Bear Hunk' design that's thicker than a bowl of honey
• Cozy fit that hugs all your delicious curves
• Made-to-order because you're not some basic cub

🐻 THE JUICY DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than a bear hug
• Print that stays fierce through countless cuddle sessions
• Inclusive sizing XS-3XL because sexy comes in all sizes
• Easy-care fabric that maintains its shape (just like your beard)
• Proudly crafted in Australia with extra grrrrowl

💪 HOW TO WERK IT:
• Rock it solo for that "yes daddy" energy
• Perfect for bear nights at the club
• Ideal for coffee dates, bear brunches, or making the grocery store your runway
• Layer it for that "cuddly but could also wreck you" vibe

🌈 MORE THAN JUST A HOODIE:
This isn't just another piece of clothing – it's your statement to the world that bears do it better! Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business (we love a conscious bear daddy)!

⚡️ WHY THIS NEEDS TO BE IN YOUR DEN:
• It's basically catnip for bear admirers
• Perfect for those "feeling extra thicc" days
• Makes a statement louder than your growl
• Attracts more cubs than honey
• Because basic isn't in your vocabulary

🔥 WARNING: HOT BEAR ALERT:
• May cause excessive attention at bear bars
• Could result in random bear hugs
• Might make cubs slide into your DMs
• Will definitely make you feel sexier than a salmon buffet
• Side effects include: increased confidence and unstoppable bear energy

Ready to embrace your inner bear hunk? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than cubs can say "Yes Daddy!" Because when you've got it, you better flaunt it! 

P.S. This hoodie pairs well with:
• That beard you've been growing
• Your favourite leather accessories
• That confident strut you do
• Random growling at cute passersby
• Being the thicc king you were born to be! 

Regular price $119.00 AUD
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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

  • All hoodies are a standard regular fit and made of 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester anti pill fleece
  • heavy 350 GSM weight.
  • Hoodies are preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.
  • Australian made and sizing.

OUR WORK ETHOS

  • Made to order to minimise over production and environmental impact
  • Imply best practices through Better Cotton Initiative in aiming to facilitate more sustainable cotton production, making it better for the environment and the sectors future
  • We are part of a collective that is committed to improving social, environmental and economic outcomes for the industry we are part of
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CARING FOR YOUR HOODIES

Following these simple steps will ensure your hoodies remain in optimal condition and keep you looking sharp.
  • wash your hoodies inside out
  • use cold cycle
  • do not mix white, colour and dark hoodies
  • do not tumble dry
  • do not dry clean
  • do not iron directly over print, iron inside out