Blow Me

FOR WHEN SUBTLETY ISN'T YOUR LOVE LANGUAGE 

Take a walk on the wild side with this bold tee - it's more than meets the eye! Channel your inner rebel with our black or white options, and let your intentions shine through!

✨ WHY THIS TEE IS YOUR NEXT THIRST TRAP:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your... approach
• Choose your flirting style:
   - Naughty Black: giving "your place or mine" energy
   - Teasing White: serving "innocent but we know better" realness
• Design more suggestive than your late-night texts
• Fits like that perfect hookup you've been manifesting
• Made-to-order because basic isn't how you roll in the sheets... or streets

👕 THE DIRTY DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than your ex's regrets
• Print that lasts longer than your last Grindr date
• Inclusive sizing XS-5XL because seduction comes in all packages
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than your booty calls
• Proudly made in Australia with extra spice and everything nice

😈 HOW TO WERK THIS BAD BOY:
• Rock it to the club for instant attention
• Perfect for making your intentions crystal clear
• Ideal for days when your flirting needs no translation
• Style it with that "yeah, you read that right" smirk

🔥 MORE THAN JUST A SUGGESTION:
This isn't just another tee – it's basically foreplay in fabric form! Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business (we love a conscious flirt)!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR NAUGHTY DRAWER:
• It's basically a walking proposition
• Perfect for those "feeling extra frisky" days
• Makes your intentions clearer than consent (which is still mandatory, honey!)
• Because subtle flirting is so last season
• Looks better on you than morning-after regrets

🚨 WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE:
• May cause excessive phone number offerings
• Could result in spontaneous winks from strangers
• Might make your parents question your life choices
• Will definitely make your conservative aunt clutch her pearls

SIDE AFFECTS INCLUDE:
   - Uncontrollable eyebrow raises
   - Being everyone's temptation
   - Getting more numbers than your phone can store
   - Making innocent bystanders blush
   - Being too hot to handle (literally)

P.S. This tee pairs perfectly with:
• Your cheekiest grin
• That "oh, this old thing?" innocent look
• Your collection of suggestive comebacks
• Being everyone's bad decision
• The ability to make anyone flustered
• Your "I know exactly what I'm doing" energy 

Ready to make everyone blush? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than your last walk of shame! Because subtle is cute, but direct gets results! 

Our staple tees are a regular fit mid weight, 100% combed cotton with neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems and preshrunk to minimise shrinkage UPF rating: UPF50+

Following these simple steps will ensure your tees remain in optimal condition and keep you looking sharp.

• wash your tees inside out
• use cold cycle
• do not mix white, colour and dark tees
• do not tumble dry
• do not dry clean
• do not iron directly over print, iron inside out 

View our Shipping Information Here.

Shipping policy🔥 Thanks for Getting Bite-y With Us, Hot Stuff!

🏳️🌈 FREE SHIPPING WITHIN AUSTRALIA FOR PRIDE MONTH 🏳️🌈

Well, well, well... look who's got taste! Thanks for sliding into our checkout, you absolute snack! Now let's get down and dirty with the details of what happens next...

⏰ The Down-Low on Delivery:
Listen up, thirst trap! We're taking 2-7 business days to craft your lewk (because weekends are for being naughty, not working 😈). Sure, those basic fast-fashion brands might be quicker, but honey, we're not here for a quickie - we're here for a long-term love affair with both you AND the planet!

🌏 Why We're Hot Different:
Unlike those one-night-stand mass producers, we're making your piece with intention, baby. Each item is crafted specially for YOUR hot bod once you say "yes" to us. Think of it as foreplay - the anticipation makes it so much better! We're not about that cheap thrill life - we're here to make sweet, sustainable love to Mother Earth!

🎉 Heading to an Event? (Don't Come Late!)
Planning to serve face at Pride or slay an Awareness Day? Don't leave your outfit to the last minute like that ex who couldn't commit! Our collections drop 2 months before events because we know you like it well-planned and perfectly executed.

Want to know when we're dropping hot new stuff? Join our mailing list, you minx! We'll keep you more updated than your dating app notifications!

📦 Shipping Rates and Delivery Times:

Australia:

• Flat Rate Delivery (3-9 business days): $10.00 AUD
• Express Delivery (2-5 business days): $15.00 AUD
• FREE shipping on orders over $99 AUD

International Shipping (Now Serving More Hotties!):

• USA: FREE shipping on orders over $99 USD
• UK: FREE shipping on orders over £99 GBP
• Canada: FREE shipping on orders over $99 CAD
• New Zealand: FREE shipping on orders over $99 NZD

For international orders under the free shipping threshold, rates are automatically calculated at checkout based on Australia Post's international rates. Because we love to keep it transparent, just like your mesh tank top! 😘

📱 Track That Package:
Once your piece of hotness is ready to come your way, we'll slide into your DMs with tracking details faster than your last crush double-tapped your thirst trap!

Thanks for joining our wild ride of sustainability and style. Your patience isn't just foreplay - it's helping create a world that's hotter, better, and more fabulous for everyone!

Now go forth and make them SWEAT! 💋🔥