Stay Queer White Hoodie

QUEERER THAN YOUR MOTHER'S EXPECTATIONS! 

Listen up, spicy rebels! Our white 'Stay Queer' hoodie is serving "yes, I'm gay in designer" realness. Because nothing says "sorry mum, still queer" quite like wearing your sexuality in pristine white! 

THE SPICY SPECS:
• XS-3XL (hot comes in all sizes)
• Crisp white (like your dating standards)
• Bold queer declaration (louder than your family therapy sessions)
• 100% Australian cotton (softer than your rejection of heteronormativity)

WHY THIS HOODIE IS HOT:
• Cleaner than your search history
• Purer than your thoughts
• More iconic than your coming out story
• Perfect for being "the gay cousin" at family events

SERVE THIS HEAT:
• Rock it with:
  - That "I'm the reason we have family meetings" energy
  - Your favourite "too queer to function" attitude
  - The confidence of someone who makes straight people sweat
  - Any bottom (because versatility is key, honey)

PERFECT FOR:
• Making conservative relatives nervous
• Family photos (be the white sheep!)
• Being the main character at brunch
• Looking expensive while being extra
• Causing scenes at Woolies

SPICY CARE GUIDE:
• Wash with audacity
• Dry with drama
• Iron if you're feeling straight
• Wear while causing gay chaos

MAY CAUSE:
• Spontaneous gay panic (in others)
• Excessive fabulousness
• Chronic hotness
• Family gossip
• Unstoppable queerness
• Religious interventions

WARNING:
Side effects include:
• Looking too good at family therapy
• Starting gay riots at Sunday dinner
• Making your ex question their life choices
• Being the topic of prayer circles
• Becoming everyone's "bad influence"

BONUS FEATURES:
• Kangaroo pocket (for hiding pride flags and phone numbers)
• Hood (for dramatic reveals)
• White fabric (to show off your colourful personality)
• Comfort level: Gayer than intended

All of our hoodies are a standard regular fit and made of 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester anti pill fleece, heavy weight and are preshrunk to minimise shrinkage. Australian made and sizing.

Following these simple steps will ensure your hoodies remain in optimal condition and keep you looking sharp.

• wash your hoodies inside out
• use cold cycle
• do not mix white, colour and dark hoodies
• do not tumble dry
• do not dry clean
• do not iron directly over print, iron inside out 

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Shipping policy🔥 Thanks for Getting Bite-y With Us, Hot Stuff!

Well, well, well... look who's got taste! Thanks for sliding into our checkout, you absolute snack! Now let's get down and dirty with the details of what happens next...

⏰ The Down-Low on Delivery:
Listen up, thirst trap! We're taking 2-7 business days to craft your lewk (because weekends are for being naughty, not working 😈). Sure, those basic fast-fashion brands might be quicker, but honey, we're not here for a quickie - we're here for a long-term love affair with both you AND the planet!

🌏 Why We're Hot Different:
Unlike those one-night-stand mass producers, we're making your piece with intention, baby. Each item is crafted specially for YOUR hot bod once you say "yes" to us. Think of it as foreplay - the anticipation makes it so much better! We're not about that cheap thrill life - we're here to make sweet, sustainable love to Mother Earth!

🎉 Heading to an Event? (Don't Come Late!)
Planning to serve face at Pride or slay an Awareness Day? Don't leave your outfit to the last minute like that ex who couldn't commit! Our collections drop 2 months before events because we know you like it well-planned and perfectly executed.

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📦 Shipping Rates and Delivery Times:

Australia:
• Flat Rate Delivery (3-9 business days): $10.00 AUD
• Express Delivery (2-5 business days): $15.00 AUD
• FREE shipping on orders over $99 AUD

International Shipping (Now Serving More Hotties!):
• USA: FREE shipping on orders over $99 USD
• UK: FREE shipping on orders over £99 GBP
• Canada: FREE shipping on orders over $99 CAD
• New Zealand: FREE shipping on orders over $99 NZD

For international orders under the free shipping threshold, rates are automatically calculated at checkout based on Australia Post's international rates. Because we love to keep it transparent, just like your mesh tank top! 😘

📱 Track That Package:
Once your piece of hotness is ready to come your way, we'll slide into your DMs with tracking details faster than your last crush double-tapped your thirst trap!

Thanks for joining our wild ride of sustainability and style. Your patience isn't just foreplay - it's helping create a world that's hotter, better, and more fabulous for everyone!

Now go forth and make them SWEAT! 💋🔥