Juicy Black Hoodie

BECAUSE SOME FRUIT IS FORBIDDEN FOR A REASON! 🍑

Hey there, snack! This isn't just any black hoodie – it's your official "Looking Like A Whole Meal" uniform! In a black that's giving "midnight snack" energy and serving "taste the rainbow" realness!

✨ WHY THIS HOODIE IS YOUR NEXT TEMPTATION:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your DM slides
• Classic black that's giving "deliciously dangerous" energy
• Design bolder than your appetite
• Fits like temptation itself (XS-3XL)
• Made-to-order because some treats aren't mass-produced

👕 THE JUICY DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than forbidden fruit
• Print that stays fresh longer than your last crush
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than your ex
• Proudly made in Australia with extra flavour
• Perfect for every "yes, I'm a snack" moment

🍑 HOW TO WERK YOUR JUICE:
• Rock it like the whole meal you are
• Perfect for making mouths water
• Ideal for those "looking like dessert" moments
• Style it with that "naturally delicious" confidence
• Great for serving looks and catching cravings

💦 MORE THAN JUST A STATEMENT:
This isn't just a hoodie – it's your way of saying "Satisfaction Guaranteed!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business that knows good taste!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR SNACK WARDROBE:
• It's basically your thirst trap uniform
• Perfect for those "extra juicy" days
• Makes your intentions clearer than your flavour
• Because bland was never your style
• Looks better on you than modesty ever did

🚨 WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE:
• May cause excessive thirst
• Could result in spontaneous cravings
• Might make people skip their main course

SIDE AFFECTS INCLUDE:
   - Uncontrollable deliciousness
   - Being everyone's craving
   - Getting more "hungry" than your DMs can handle
   - Making diets impossible
   - Being too tasty to resist

Ready to serve some juice? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than you can say "Come Get A Taste!" Because being a snack is good, but being a whole meal is better! 

P.S. This hoodie pairs perfectly with:
• Your most appetising smile
• That "naturally delicious" energy
• Your collection of admirers
• Being everyone's craving
• The ability to make them hungry
• Your "professionally juicy" attitude 💋

BONUS FEATURES:
Perfect for:
• Thirst trap moments
• Snack serving
• Appetite creating
• Being deliberately delicious
• Living your juiciest life
• Making them salivate

Note: May cause extreme levels of attraction and sudden increases in DM slides. Side effects may include: confident struts, impromptu photoshoots, and the irresistible urge to remind everyone that you're not just a snack, you're the whole damn meal! 

Also Available in WHITE 

All of our hoodies are a standard regular fit and made of 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester anti pill fleece, heavy weight and are preshrunk to minimise shrinkage. Australian made and sizing.

Following these simple steps will ensure your hoodies remain in optimal condition and keep you looking sharp.

• wash your hoodies inside out
• use cold cycle
• do not mix white, colour and dark hoodies
• do not tumble dry
• do not dry clean
• do not iron directly over print, iron inside out 

View our Shipping Information Here.

Shipping policy🔥 Thanks for Getting Bite-y With Us, Hot Stuff!

Well, well, well... look who's got taste! Thanks for sliding into our checkout, you absolute snack! Now let's get down and dirty with the details of what happens next...

⏰ The Down-Low on Delivery:
Listen up, thirst trap! We're taking 2-7 business days to craft your lewk (because weekends are for being naughty, not working 😈). Sure, those basic fast-fashion brands might be quicker, but honey, we're not here for a quickie - we're here for a long-term love affair with both you AND the planet!

🌏 Why We're Hot Different:
Unlike those one-night-stand mass producers, we're making your piece with intention, baby. Each item is crafted specially for YOUR hot bod once you say "yes" to us. Think of it as foreplay - the anticipation makes it so much better! We're not about that cheap thrill life - we're here to make sweet, sustainable love to Mother Earth!

🎉 Heading to an Event? (Don't Come Late!)
Planning to serve face at Pride or slay an Awareness Day? Don't leave your outfit to the last minute like that ex who couldn't commit! Our collections drop 2 months before events because we know you like it well-planned and perfectly executed.

Want to know when we're dropping hot new stuff? Join our mailing list, you minx! We'll keep you more updated than your dating app notifications!

📦 Shipping Rates and Delivery Times:

Australia:
• Flat Rate Delivery (3-9 business days): $10.00 AUD
• Express Delivery (2-5 business days): $15.00 AUD
• FREE shipping on orders over $99 AUD

International Shipping (Now Serving More Hotties!):
• USA: FREE shipping on orders over $99 USD
• UK: FREE shipping on orders over £99 GBP
• Canada: FREE shipping on orders over $99 CAD
• New Zealand: FREE shipping on orders over $99 NZD

For international orders under the free shipping threshold, rates are automatically calculated at checkout based on Australia Post's international rates. Because we love to keep it transparent, just like your mesh tank top! 😘

📱 Track That Package:
Once your piece of hotness is ready to come your way, we'll slide into your DMs with tracking details faster than your last crush double-tapped your thirst trap!

Thanks for joining our wild ride of sustainability and style. Your patience isn't just foreplay - it's helping create a world that's hotter, better, and more fabulous for everyone!

Now go forth and make them SWEAT! 💋🔥