Fluid Black Hoodie

BECAUSE YOUR FLOW DESERVES COMFORT! 

Hey there, gender alchemist! This isn't just any black hoodie – it's your official "Comfort Meets Flow" uniform! In a black that's as deep as your gender expression and as fluid as your identity, this hoodie is serving pure "catch me if you can" realness!

✨ WHY THIS HOODIE IS YOUR NEXT FLOW STATE:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your gender transitions
• Classic black that's giving "fluid after dark" energy
• Design bolder than the binary
• Fits like the freedom you deserve (XS-3XL)
• Made-to-order because fluidity isn't mass-produced

💫 THE FLUID DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than breaking boundaries
• Print that stays fierce longer than society's labels
• Cozy enough for your gender journey
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than gender norms
• Proudly made in Australia with extra fluid energy

🌊 HOW TO WERK YOUR FLOW:
• Rock it like the fluid force you are
• Perfect for those "too fluid for labels" days
• Ideal for cozy gender exploration
• Style it with that "comfort in chaos" confidence
• Great for transcending expectations in comfort

💫 MORE THAN JUST A HOODIE:
This isn't just cozy wear – it's your way of saying "My Identity Flows Like Water!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business that celebrates gender diversity!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR FLUID WARDROBE:
• It's basically a gender safety blanket
• Perfect for those "fluid and feeling it" days
• Makes your identity clearer than water
• Because static was never your style
• Looks better on you than rigid definitions ever did

🚨 WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE:
• May cause excessive gender euphoria
• Could result in spontaneous comfort flows
• Might make binary folks question everything
• Will definitely break some boundaries
• Side effects include:
   - Uncontrollable cozy fluidity
   - Being everyone's comfort goals
   - Getting more "where did you get that flow" than your DMs can handle
   - Making categories obsolete
   - Being too fluid for labels

Ready to embrace your cozy flow? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than gender norms can dissolve! Because being fluid isn't just an identity – it's a comfort zone! 

P.S. This hoodie pairs perfectly with:
• Your fluid confidence
• That "comfortably undefined" energy
• Your boundary-breaking style
• Being everyone's gender goals
• The ability to make binaries melt
• Your "watch me flow in comfort" attitude 🌊

BONUS FEATURES:
Perfect for:
• Cozy gender exploration
• Comfortable identity celebration
• Warm fluid moments
• Creating gentle waves
• Being deliberately undefined
• Living your fluid fantasy
• Making gender your ocean

Note: May cause extreme levels of comfortable gender euphoria and sudden increases in fluid power. Side effects may include: cozy flows, gentle gender expression, and the irresistible urge to remind everyone that identity flows better with comfort! 

All of our hoodies are a standard regular fit and made of 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester anti pill fleece, heavy weight and are preshrunk to minimise shrinkage. Australian made and sizing.

Following these simple steps will ensure your hoodies remain in optimal condition and keep you looking sharp.

• wash your hoodies inside out
• use cold cycle
• do not mix white, colour and dark hoodies
• do not tumble dry
• do not dry clean
• do not iron directly over print, iron inside out 

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Australia:
• Flat Rate Delivery (3-9 business days): $10.00 AUD
• Express Delivery (2-5 business days): $15.00 AUD
• FREE shipping on orders over $99 AUD

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• New Zealand: FREE shipping on orders over $99 NZD

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