Glory Hole

BECAUSE SOME TRADITIONS NEVER DIE! ✨

Hey there, bathroom historian! This isn't just any white tee – it's your official "What Happens In The Stall Stays In The Stall" uniform! In a crisp white that's giving "innocent until proven guilty" energy!

✨ WHY THIS TEE IS YOUR NEXT CONVERSATION STARTER:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your excuses
• Pure white that's giving "I know nothing" energy
• Design bolder than your bathroom adventures
• Fits like the anonymity you crave (XS-5XL)
• Made-to-order because some legends aren't mass-produced

👕 THE CHEEKY DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than bathroom small talk
• Print that stays longer than your last encounter
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than hookup apps
• Proudly made in Australia with extra wink-wink energy
• Perfect for those who know, you know?

😈 HOW TO WERK IT:
• Rock it to make the vanilla crowd blush
• Perfect for knowing glances at the club
• Ideal for those "if you know, you know" moments
• Style it with that "I've heard stories" confidence
• Great for making conservatives google things

🔥 MORE THAN JUST A STATEMENT:
This isn't just a tee – it's your way of saying "Some Traditions Are Sacred!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR WARDROBE:
• It's basically a conversation piece
• Perfect for those "feeling nostalgic" days
• Makes your knowledge of history clear
• Because subtlety is overrated
• Looks better on you than innocence ever did

🚨 WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE:
• May cause knowing smirks
• Could result in spontaneous bathroom stories
• Might make vanilla people ask questions
• Will definitely start conversations
• Side effects include:
   - Uncontrollable winking
   - Being everyone's scandalous friend
   - Getting more raised eyebrows than your DMs can handle
   - Making the innocent curious
   - Being too iconic to ignore

Ready to celebrate bathroom culture? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than you can say "Just washing my hands!" Because some legends never die! 

P.S. This tee pairs perfectly with:
• Your knowing smile
• That "just innocent" energy
• Your collection of stories
• Being everyone's educational moment
• The ability to make people blush
• Your "what glory hole?" attitude 

Note: May cause extreme levels of nostalgia and sudden increases in bathroom humour. Side effects may include: proud smirks, impromptu history lessons, and the irresistible urge to share stories that can't be repeated in polite company! 

Our staple tees are a regular fit mid weight, 100% combed cotton with neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems and preshrunk to minimise shrinkage UPF rating: UPF50+

Following these simple steps will ensure your tees remain in optimal condition and keep you looking sharp.

• wash your tees inside out
• use cold cycle
• do not mix white, colour and dark tees
• do not tumble dry
• do not dry clean
• do not iron directly over print, iron inside out 

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⏰ The Down-Low on Delivery:
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• Flat Rate Delivery (3-9 business days): $10.00 AUD
• Express Delivery (2-5 business days): $15.00 AUD
• FREE shipping on orders over $99 AUD

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• New Zealand: FREE shipping on orders over $99 NZD

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