Biconic Tank

Stay cool and unbeatable in our Biconic Tank! 

BECAUSE ICONS SWING BOTH WAYS ✨

Hey there, you absolute show-stopper! This isn't just any Tank – it's your ticket to serving bi excellence with a side of shoulder action! Available in crisp white or navy because like your dating history, variety is the spice of life! 

✨ WHY THIS TANK IS YOUR NEXT THIRST TRAP:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your rejection technique
• Choose your power move:
   - Crisp White: giving "holy bi-ceps" energy
   - Navy: serving "nautically naughty" realness
• Design that's more iconic than your dating roster
• Fits like that perfect summer fling (any gender will do)
• Made-to-order because basic isn't in your vocabulary

💪 THE BI-MAZING DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that's more breathable than your sexuality
• Print that stays longer than your Tinder matches
• Easy-care fabric that's more flexible than your preferences
• Proudly made in Australia with extra thirst-trap energy

🔥 HOW TO WERK THIS WEAPON:
• Rock those arms that make everyone bi-curious
• Perfect for gym sessions, beach days, or making everyone sweat
• Ideal for days when you're feeling extra spicy (arm day, anyone?)
• Style it with that "I'm not showing off, I just look this good" energy

🌈 MORE THAN JUST A TANK:
This isn't just workout gear – it's your way of saying "I'm not just fit, I'm bi-fit!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business (we love a conscious icon)!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR ROTATION:
• It's basically a license to show off those bi-ceps
• Perfect for those "feeling extra iconic" days
• Makes a statement louder than your gym playlist
• Because modesty is overrated
• Looks better on you than heteronormative expectations

⚠️ WARNING: EXTREME HOTNESS AHEAD:
• May cause excessive staring from all genders
• Could result in spontaneous DM slides
• Might make people forget their sexuality
• Will definitely make you the main character
• Side effects include:
   - Uncontrollable confidence
   - Random flexing in reflective surfaces
   - Being too hot for just one gender to handle
   - Excessive compliments from the entire gym
   - Becoming everyone's sexual awakening

Ready to embrace your biconic status? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than your admirers can say "Which way do you swing?" Because being biconic isn't just a look – it's a lifestyle! 

P.S. pairs perfectly with:
• Your best thirst trap lighting
• That post-workout pump
• Your collection of gym selfies
• Being everyone's type regardless of gender
• The ability to make anyone question their sexuality
• Your "I woke up biconic" energy 💪

Note: Not responsible for any sexual awakenings caused while wearing this Tank. Proceed with confidence! 

Find comfort in our Classic Tank. Crafted from 100% combed cotton, this sleeveless tank features a relaxed fit, neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems and preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.

Following these simple steps will ensure your Tanks remain in optimal condition and keep you looking sharp.

• wash your tanks inside out
• use cold cycle
• do not mix white, colour and dark tees
• do not tumble dry
• do not dry clean
• do not iron directly over print, iron inside out 

View our Shipping Information Here.

Shipping policy🔥 Thanks for Getting Bite-y With Us, Hot Stuff!

Well, well, well... look who's got taste! Thanks for sliding into our checkout, you absolute snack! Now let's get down and dirty with the details of what happens next...

⏰ The Down-Low on Delivery:
Listen up, thirst trap! We're taking 2-7 business days to craft your lewk (because weekends are for being naughty, not working 😈). Sure, those basic fast-fashion brands might be quicker, but honey, we're not here for a quickie - we're here for a long-term love affair with both you AND the planet!

🌏 Why We're Hot Different:
Unlike those one-night-stand mass producers, we're making your piece with intention, baby. Each item is crafted specially for YOUR hot bod once you say "yes" to us. Think of it as foreplay - the anticipation makes it so much better! We're not about that cheap thrill life - we're here to make sweet, sustainable love to Mother Earth!

🎉 Heading to an Event? (Don't Come Late!)
Planning to serve face at Pride or slay an Awareness Day? Don't leave your outfit to the last minute like that ex who couldn't commit! Our collections drop 2 months before events because we know you like it well-planned and perfectly executed.

Want to know when we're dropping hot new stuff? Join our mailing list, you minx! We'll keep you more updated than your dating app notifications!

📦 Shipping Rates and Delivery Times:

Australia:
• Flat Rate Delivery (3-9 business days): $10.00 AUD
• Express Delivery (2-5 business days): $15.00 AUD
• FREE shipping on orders over $99 AUD

International Shipping (Now Serving More Hotties!):
• USA: FREE shipping on orders over $99 USD
• UK: FREE shipping on orders over £99 GBP
• Canada: FREE shipping on orders over $99 CAD
• New Zealand: FREE shipping on orders over $99 NZD

For international orders under the free shipping threshold, rates are automatically calculated at checkout based on Australia Post's international rates. Because we love to keep it transparent, just like your mesh tank top! 😘

📱 Track That Package:
Once your piece of hotness is ready to come your way, we'll slide into your DMs with tracking details faster than your last crush double-tapped your thirst trap!

Thanks for joining our wild ride of sustainability and style. Your patience isn't just foreplay - it's helping create a world that's hotter, better, and more fabulous for everyone!

Now go forth and make them SWEAT! 💋🔥